So here is a sample of the crap that has been consuming my time for the past few months.  For those of you you are also on my myspace page, you have probably seen this before.  For those of you who aren't, I suggest you add my ass on myspace and read through all of my writing because it fucking rocks. Here is a popular one:

So again, boredom, it's my worst enemy and my greatest ally.  I wrote out a list of reasons why someone should NOT date me, and sent it to some people, and actually got some good feed back, so here I am posting it in Myspace for everyone to see.  Here goes:

1.       I smoke.  I smoke like a fucking train.
2.       I smoke and drink.  I associate the two, and they go hand in hand.
3.       I drink way too much coffee, and smoke while I drink coffee.  Yes, another association.
4.       I use the word "HATE" a lot.
5.       I dislike fat and stupid people to the point of racism
6.       I make fun of retarded kids.
7.       I hate the Special Olympics.
8.       I am in the Military and love it.
9.       I pick my nose like I am going to strike gold.
10.     I love making people cry, it feeds my ego
11.     My ego is deadly and has been know to squash lesser men, children and retards competing in the special Olympics.
12.     I am hairy and I love it.
13.     I don't care who hears me fart.
14.     I leave the toilet seat up, so unless you "Got Back", your butt is going to get wet if you come over to my house.
15.     I am an asshole.
16.     I am an Ikea whore, there by making me a closet Metrosexual.
17.     I hate Metrosexuals.
18.     I have too many funny, obnoxious, disturbing and nasty stories to tell, and I don't care who is around when I tell them.
19.     I have fantastic grammar.
20.     I use the word "Fantastic".
21.     I curse like a sailor.
22.     I am an asshole.
23.     I love myself for being the most awesome person on the planet.
24.     I think I should be an energy drink.
25.     I speak Greek when I get mad, and it sounds like two monkeys fucking a football in a hen house filled with rabid chickens on crack.
26.     I am Greek.
27.     Therefore I am an asshole.
28.     I love cats.
29.     I never plan on ever getting married again.
30.     I love porn.
31.     I should do porn.
32.     Porn porn porn porn porn.
33.     Porn.
34.     I hate illegal aliens.
35.     I love beer.
36.     I cook and clean like a woman.
37.     I am too honest for my own good.
38.     I don't care who sees me pee in this alley, they can kiss my ass.
39.     I can't stand bums.
40.     I can't stand the French.

I think that is a good enough list for right now.  I mean, all of these are good reasons to love me and worship me for the rest of your days and for an eternity afterwards, but some people think that these are all bad traits.  Yeah, well fuck you pal, I rock.

That is all.